- post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
- you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
- no more selfies allowed
- blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
- heroin will be legalized
- george bush will become president again
- stock market will crash
- korea will blow the US up
- world war 3
fun prank: take your friend’s iPhone and move an app or two. do this once a day until they have a mental breakdown
justalittlehotsauce replied to your post: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the…
this is fucking spam and it’s everywhere

yahoo is deleting every blog with less than 100 followers
CEO quoted as saying “I hate nerds”
Is this a joke??? Like what the hell yahoo?? That is not okay! We aren’t nerd because we don’t have 100 followers. You aren’t a nerd for being on tumblr. Our nerdiness has nothing to do with tumblr, so leave us the hell alone.
whenever people are nice to me n compliment me on the internet I know you can’t see my reaction but I usually just get really red and blush a lot and smile and just (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
matt smith is just 50% limbs and 50% ears now
do you ever start a conversation and then later on get actually pushed out of it
yahoo is deleting every blog with less than 100 followers
CEO quoted as saying “I hate nerds”
this isn’t the original ask but the gesture is nice
*on my deathbed*
nurse: do you have any last words
me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….
*the light goes out of my eyes*
*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
*the paper says one word only*
“sike”
im crying bc i just read an article saying that bieber literally called his manager at 3 am to say he decided that it should be spelled swaggy instead of swaggie